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Unlike most sluts around my age (I am 19) my Cadillac is older. It stands for a time of love, innocence, beauty, hope, and joy. I'm pretty sure it also has more personality, originality, and beauty than most girls today. My Cadillac will never cheat on me or divorce me. It will stick by my side through thick and thin and its hard plated metal surfaces, shining chrome, and big Block 429 V8 will win me far more respect than anything but the most beautiful trophy wife.
To make up the void of a permanent woman I'll just do 1 night stands. Therefore I will have everything I really need. My Cadillac is something more important than love. It's a symbol and unlike a woman, it will live forever and it stands for something.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d28/Bowserfire/0186ca5b.jpg Look at this interior. No mere mortal today could recreate something so artistic.
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I cannot smile seeing how terrible our once beautiful world has become.
I have the skills to get women, I just choose not to.
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Hey man seriously stick with the car for a few years... that part i say because i got into a relationship at 14, had a kid at 16, married at 18 and now getting divorced at 20... I wish everyday i woulda stuck with random sex until i was 23 (seems like a good number) you no 3 good years of drunken fun... then start a relationship maybe married by 28, not to old not to young to start... maybe 26 if you find the right girl, but wait for kids till 28-30.... you that's what i wish i had done. But only a car.... come on man you wont wanna live like that forever. There's something awesome about raising kids. Watching them learn new things and your daddy to them. Your superman in their eyes... You get to teach them everything about life... My sons 3 and we go fishing, and he likes to go muddin in his electric pickup. But anything i do with him is the happiest time of his life. once you have kids you get to live thru them, You may not get to spend all day long working on your car or driving around showing off. But you can teach your children about cars, and spend weekends after school working on a project car with them, maybe even let them have it when its finished as a gift. Besides your car may get respect, but nobody gets respect like good parents.
Hey man seriously stick with the car for a few years... that part i say because i got into a relationship at 14, had a kid at 16, married at 18 and now getting divorced at 20... I wish everyday i woulda stuck with random sex until i was 23 (seems like a good number) you no 3 good years of drunken fun... then start a relationship maybe married by 28, not to old not to young to start... maybe 26 if you find the right girl, but wait for kids till 28-30.... you that's what i wish i had done. But only a car.... come on man you wont wanna live like that forever. There's something awesome about raising kids. Watching them learn new things and your daddy to them. Your superman in their eyes... You get to teach them everything about life... My sons 3 and we go fishing, and he likes to go muddin in his electric pickup. But anything i do with him is the happiest time of his life. once you have kids you get to live thru them, You may not get to spend all day long working on your car or driving around showing off. But you can teach your children about cars, and spend weekends after school working on a project car with them, maybe even let them have it when its finished as a gift. Besides your car may get respect, but nobody gets respect like good parents.
Redneck slogans..........?
Taylor
What are some muddin slogans fourwheeling slogans hunting slogans and softball slogans. Any redneck slogans too. Something other than get r done
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If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't.
If your ironing board doubles as a buffet table.
If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit. (Jeff then adds, "A little finger pointing going on in the audience.")
If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.
If you have used a bar stool as a walker. (Ron White raises his hand)
If you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house. (Jeff raises his hand after Bill, Larry, and Ron point at him - Bill even holds up four fingers)
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
If you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
If you go to the family reunion to meet women.
If you think "fast food" is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour. (Ron White raises his hand)
If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.
If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. (Ron White raises his hand.)
If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer. (Bill Engvall fessed up to this, claiming "tequila was involved, get off me" causing Jeff to ask "I wonder how many times his wife has said that.")
If you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
If you own a Waffle House credit card.
If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of Kmart.
If you own a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
If you smoked during your wedding.
If your dog passes gas and you claim it.
If your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate. (Jeff: "Guilty.")
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television.
If you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
If you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.
If you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. (At this point, Larry the Cable Guy raises his hand; Jeff then adds "Think about that and try to sleep tonight.")
If somebody hollers "ho-down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If the biggest city you have ever been to is Wal-Mart.
If you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.
If you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.
If you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
If you wear someone else's work shirt.
If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (Jeff had earlier told the story of it happening to the brother of an audience member)
If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".
If the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
If you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.
If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
If your family tree does not fork.
If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
If you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags".
If you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher. (called in by a woman during Jeff's appearance on a radio show in Dallas)
If you think a 401(k) is your mother-in-law's bra size.
If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
If you empty the bed of your pickup truck by driving backwards really fast and then slamming on the brakes.
If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy#Redneck_jokes
If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't.
If your ironing board doubles as a buffet table.
If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit. (Jeff then adds, "A little finger pointing going on in the audience.")
If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like.
If you have used a bar stool as a walker. (Ron White raises his hand)
If you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house. (Jeff raises his hand after Bill, Larry, and Ron point at him - Bill even holds up four fingers)
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
If you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
If you go to the family reunion to meet women.
If you think "fast food" is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour. (Ron White raises his hand)
If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.
If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner. (Ron White raises his hand.)
If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer. (Bill Engvall fessed up to this, claiming "tequila was involved, get off me" causing Jeff to ask "I wonder how many times his wife has said that.")
If you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
If you own a Waffle House credit card.
If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of Kmart.
If you own a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
If you smoked during your wedding.
If your dog passes gas and you claim it.
If your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate. (Jeff: "Guilty.")
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television.
If you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
If you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.
If you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. (At this point, Larry the Cable Guy raises his hand; Jeff then adds "Think about that and try to sleep tonight.")
If somebody hollers "ho-down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If the biggest city you have ever been to is Wal-Mart.
If you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.
If you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.
If you've ever heard the phrase "come and move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
If you wear someone else's work shirt.
If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (Jeff had earlier told the story of it happening to the brother of an audience member)
If you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".
If the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
If you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.
If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
If your family tree does not fork.
If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
If you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as "dual air bags".
If you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher. (called in by a woman during Jeff's appearance on a radio show in Dallas)
If you think a 401(k) is your mother-in-law's bra size.
If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
If you empty the bed of your pickup truck by driving backwards really fast and then slamming on the brakes.
If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy#Redneck_jokes
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